"New Coke mini: Now with 36% less death!"
"New Coke mini: Now with 36% less death!" is brilliant, funny and disturbingly dead on. An argument could be made that it should be required reading in every college and high school throughout the country.
As for Mark Morford? On his more conservative days, he pushes the boundaries as a PG-13 writer. Every other day, he tiptoes into R and beyond. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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